oh dear god

[unweaving]

Lady A's Christmas Chaos!!!

Saving the world from assholes dressed like a sofa is hard work, and even heroes need to let loose. What better time than the festive season? So what if you're in a world where Christianity isn't a thing! It's time to don your ugliest Christmas sweater, put on your dancing shoes, and tell those around you just how much you love tolerate them. Dance, sing, bone down on the couch, get so drunk on eggnog you puke on the carpet -- Aranea doesn't care, she's way too smart to do his in her own damn house! GET TO PARTYING.

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[somnolentus]

Yeah, right. [ with a snort. ] Like you wouldn't --

[ but the rest of his sass is swiftly interrupted when gladio decides to help out his wardrobe, startled by the sudden addition of a santa hat. ]

Wh -- hey! [ swatting at him half-heartedly. ] Watch the hair!

[noodledream]

I'd ask if it was gonna do tricks, but as it belongs to you, I suppose that's always a possibility. [ Gladio smirks down at the prince, dodging the half-hearted swat with ease and chuckling when Noctis doesn't even bother trying to take the hat off. ] At least it makes you a little more colorful.

[somnolentus]

[ ... listen. he's not bothering to take the hat off because he knows gladio will only cram it back down on his head again at the next possible opportunity. so! he's accepting his fate with dignity, thanks. ]

Never realized you had an eye for fashion. [ time to arch an eyebrow at him, mouth threatening to turn up into a grin. ] Gonna make changes to the Crownsguard uniforms, next?

[noodledream]

[ Apparently there can be a first time for everything. Noctis being dignified? What. ]

Maybe. But they'd be pretty hard to improve upon in my opinion. I like how they are already. If it's not like to your liking though, we can see about adding some color. Or fur. Maybe a bell, so we can keep track of you? Ignis might appreciate that.

[somnolentus]

... I'm not a cat.

[ and he's wrinkling his nose at the mere suggestion!! ]

[noodledream]

Didn't say you were, but I figured you'd be more offended by the suggestion of a leash.

[somnolentus]

[ that earns gladio a Look. ]

Try to put a leash on me, and I'm strangling you with it once you pass out for the night.

[noodledream]

Wouldn't that require you to stay awake longer than me?

[ Gladio's grin is smug as he stays leaned over the Prince, content with where he's got him. And he has time to take advantage of that still, he's in no rush. Noct still hasn't noticed, after all. ]

[somnolentus]

Like that's hard.

[ nudging gladio slightly with an elbow. ] All Ignis has to do is give you a double heaping of Behemoth steaks, and you start snoring beside the campfire.